My Mum is an Alien

3 year ago
  • My Mum is an Alien 3 year ago

  • My Mum is an Alien

    I THINK MY MUM IS AN ALIEN,
    NO REALLY , HONESTLY, IT’S TRUE,
    SHE SAYS SHE HAS EYES IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD,
    WELL THAT’S A FLIPPIN’ BIG CLUE.

    SHE MAY BE TELE PATHETIC AS WELL,
    'COS SHE ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN WE LIE,
    AND SOMETIMES WHEN SHE’S IN A TERRIBLE RUSH,
    SHE SAYS THAT ‘ SHE’LL JUST HAVE TO FLY’.

    I THINK SHE PROBABLY HAS SUPER POWERS
    WITH X-RAY VISION TOO,
    SHE SAYS SHE DOES THE WORK OF TEN MEN EACH DAY,
    AND TELLS DAD, ‘ I CAN SEE RIGHT THRU’ YOU’ .

    I THINK HER WEAKNESS IS DIRT AND GERMS,
    SHE’S ALWAYS CLEANING UP AFTER US,
    AND SHE MAKES US WEAR CLEAN UNDIES EVERYDAY,
    ‘JUST IN CASE’ WE MIGHT GET.. ‘ HIT BY A BUS’

    AND WHEN SHE TUCKS US UP IN BED AT NIGHT,
    SHE USES HER POWERS OF HYPNOSIS,
    TO MAKE US FEEL LIKE TIRED LITTLE SLEEPYHEADS,
    I THINK MY MUM IS THE MOSTEST.

My Mum is an Alien

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