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    This is a riddle:

    This is a riddle. It works well if you let the students ask yes and no questions about the situation, before revealing the answer.
    Q: A man goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun, and points it at the customer.
    "Thank you" replies the customer and walks out. What happened?
    A: The customer had hiccups.
    I've used this in many countries in Eastern Europe. It always works - a shock as a hiccup cure appears to be an international thing.

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    They do it without realizing,
    They don't really have a clue,
    Reading between the lines,
    Is something they just can't do.

    When there is an argument,
    They think they're always right,
    No matter what we say or do,
    They didn't start the fight.

    They blame it on our hormones,
    And never take the rap,
    If they call us moody bitches,
    Then they get a slap.

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    Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week - Joseph Addison Quotes

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    HE BIG CRASH

    HE BIG CRASH
    It is the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the centre of the road.
    They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, miraculously neither driver is hurt.
    They both get out. One is a doctor, one is a lawyer.
    The lawyer calls the police on his cell phone and they say they will be there within 20 minutes.
    It’s cold and damp, and both men are shaken up.
    The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts, drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who then puts it away.
    "Aren’t you going to have a drink?" the doctor says.
    "AFTER the police get here." replies the lawyer

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