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    Truth is if she is amazing she gonna hurt you and you gonna suffer.
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    The sparkle in your eye,
    The warmth of your skin.
    Your breath on my neck,
    That quivers within.

    The touch of your hand,
    The smell of your hair.
    The kindness in your smile,
    That strength in your stare.

    Your kiss on my lips,
    Your body near mine.
    The stroke of your touch,
    That feeling inside.

    The sound of your voice,
    Compassion in your embrace.
    The serenity in your stride,
    The power in your face.

    The calming of your presence,
    The beating of your heart.
    The promise of tomorrow,
    That we may never part.

    The beauty of your kiss,
    and that magic in your touch.
    It is for all these reasons and more,
    Why I love you so much.

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    God Has a Great Plan For Your Life Trust Him

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    Caught Speeding

    Caught Speeding
    Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
    Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
    Woman: Oh, I see.
    Officer: Can I see your license please?
    Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
    Officer: Don’t have one?
    Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
    Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
    Woman: I can’t do that.
    Officer: Why not?
    Woman: I stole this car.
    Officer: Stole it?
    Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
    Officer: You what?
    Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
    to see.
    The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
    calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
    officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
    Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
    The woman steps out of her vehicle.
    Woman: Is there a problem sir?
    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
    car and murdered the owner.
    Woman: Murdered the owner?
    Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
    please.
    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
    Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
    Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
    The first officer is stunned.
    Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
    license.
    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
    hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
    examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
    Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t
    have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
    up the owner.
    Woman: Betcha the lying IDIOT!! told you I was speeding too.

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