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    A young man comes before a customs agent:

    A young man comes before a customs agent.
    A: "State your citizenship."
    B:"American" (pronounced with a Spanish accent).
    A: "Hold on there, buddy. Say that again."
    B: "I sed American."
    A: "I'm going to give you a test."
    B: "No, no senor, no need for test, I tell you I"m American."
    A: "Yeah, sure buddy. OK, let's see, ... I've got it.
    Make a sentence with the following colors: green, pink and yellow."
    B: "Oh senor, I tell you I'm American. But OK, let's see...
    I was at my bruder-in-laws house and the phone went 'green, green, I pinked it up and sed yellow!"

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    I love your soft kisses.
    I love your soft touch.
    I love the way you bite your lip.
    I love you soooooo much.

    I love the way you look at me.
    I love the way you smile.
    I love the way you're shy sometimes,
    Every once and a while.

    I love it when you look at me,
    When I'm not looking at you.
    You think I do not realize it,
    But really...I do.

    I love the way you cuddle.
    I love the way you sleep.
    I love the way you rub your neck,
    when you are thinking so deep.

    I love all of you,
    Your nose, your lips, your hair, your feet.
    I will never stop loving you.
    You are so amazingly sweet.

    I love that I love you.
    I have loved you from the very start.
    I LOVE ALL OF YOU,
    I now hand you the key to my heart.

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    There aren't enough days in the weekend. - Rod Schmidt | Weekend Quotes

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    Santa: Look a thief

    Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
    and he is eating the cake I made.
    Banta: Whom should I call now,
    Police or Ambulance?

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