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    Two old men:

    Two old men were sitting next to each other on the London subway (tube). Their hearing wasn't so good.
    One says, "Is this Wembley?"
    "No," the other says, "It's Thursday."
    The first replies, "No thanks, I already had a drink."

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    When did my feelings get so deep
    Why did they take that big long leap
    Going from friend to crush
    What a rush
    And I don't think she knows

    Since when did her smile make me go weak
    Since when did her tears make mine start to leak
    Why does this happen when I'm always so strong
    When people called me Superman I guess they were wrong
    And I don't think she knows

    When she talks I cant help but watch her lips
    To notice their shape and curves when they dip
    Wait, why am I looking? I don't even know
    And I cant help but wonder if she even knows

    Her beautiful eyes are nothing like ours
    They're so deep and bright you'd believe they were stars
    They pour forth emotions in raging rivers
    They could make even me believe that Santa always delivers
    And still she has no idea

    Her body is perfection though she denies it
    It makes my head spin with every glance I give
    She could put any man under her spell
    But she doesn't know how I feel and I don't think I'll tell

    I love how she looks and who she is
    And how she makes me feel like this
    I love how she's beautiful and smart with a heart so strong
    And how she lives every day like nothing could go wrong
    Still she hasn't got a clue

    Now school is at an end on the 11th at noon
    I wonder if she cares that I'm moving soon
    We're parting that day after schools many months
    I just wish I could have kissed her just once

    Now that I've said it with my poetic skill
    I don't think she knew, and now she never will

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    Do not be anxious about
    tomorrow, for tomorrow
    will be anxious for itself.
    Let the day's own trouble
    be sufficient for the day.

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    Why are you late?

    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
    Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
    Student: No. I was standing on it.

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