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    A young man comes before a customs agent:

    A young man comes before a customs agent.
    A: "State your citizenship."
    B:"American" (pronounced with a Spanish accent).
    A: "Hold on there, buddy. Say that again."
    B: "I sed American."
    A: "I'm going to give you a test."
    B: "No, no senor, no need for test, I tell you I"m American."
    A: "Yeah, sure buddy. OK, let's see, ... I've got it.
    Make a sentence with the following colors: green, pink and yellow."
    B: "Oh senor, I tell you I'm American. But OK, let's see...
    I was at my bruder-in-laws house and the phone went 'green, green, I pinked it up and sed yellow!"

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    I know what I had.
    I know what I lost.
    I know what I need.
    I was blind and could not see,
    What was right in front of me.

    Guide me with your light,
    Beautiful soul shining bright.
    Now I can see
    You are the only thing and everything I will ever need.
    You are and forever will be.
    My love ... My life.

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    Strong women is someone who wear pain like stilettos.but you can only see her beauty.

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    Fred is 32 years old

    Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
    One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
    Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
    His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
    A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
    With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
    The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
    Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

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